Little Johnny

Fritz (also: Fritz Klein ) is a fictional character that appears in German jokes. The answers he gives are, for his interlocutors often an offensive or revealing character.

Fritz in other countries

Joke characters like Fritz there is in the world:

• Armenia: Vartonik
• Brazil: Joãozinho
• Bosnia: Hazo & Mujo
• Bulgaria: Ivancho
• English-speaking countries: ( Little) Johnny
• Estonia: Juku
• Finland: Pikku - Kalle
• France: Toto
• Kosovo: Hasa & Husa
• India: Shubodh Balok ( Bengali ), Suresh (Hindi )
• Italy: Pierino
• Kerala: Unnikuttan
• Croatia: Ivica
• Lithuania: Petriukas
• Luxembourg: Pitti
• Mexico: Pepito
• Netherlands and Flanders: Jantje
• Austria: The little Franzi, verniedl. by Franz
• Poland: Jasio
• Peru: Jaimito
• Romania: Bulă
• Russia: Vovochka ( Вовочка ), Russ REDUCTION. and verniedl. Derivation of Vladimir
• Serbia and Montenegro: Perica
• Spanish speaking countries: Jaimito
• Slovenia: Janezek
• South Africa: Jannie
• Czech Republic: Pepicek
• Turkey: Temel
• Hungary: Móricka
• Venezuela: Jaimito

Fritz jokes

• Explains the teacher: " words that start with 'un - ' always mean something bad, such as discord or unpleasant.? You know one more example " Fritz answers and says: " I can give another: lessons! '"
• Fritz falls in the teaching of the eraser off the table. While he studied, the teacher at the class the question: " If I should die once, what would you write on my grave stone " Immediately afterwards found Fritzchen the eraser and shouts: "Here lies the sow and not move! "
• The teacher explained in class the past, present and future! " When I say that I am beautiful, what is that for a time? " Fritz replies to this: "Past, Teacher, past! "
• The teacher asks Little-Fritz: " What are seven times seven? " Little-Fritz replies: " Fine sand. "