Mike Reiss ( born September 15, 1959 in Bristol, Connecticut) is an American screenwriter. He worked for shows like The Simpsons and The Critic. But also for the films Ice Age 3 - Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Horton Hears a Who, My Big Fat Greek Summer and the Simpsons movie!. He invented the Internet series Queer Duck. Reiss is married and currently lives in New York City. He has Jewish ancestry, but is an atheist.